You know i used to be a good old American man
a Neanderthal macho Monday Night Football fan
pizza and beer, out with the boys
shooting some pool and making some noise
completely out-of-touch with what a women understands

So i had to change if i was gonna find true romance
got some tips from the latest Cosmo and learned how to dance
i got in touch with my feminine side
look at me now i'm a sensitive guy
now all the barroom boys, they don't stand a chance

'Cause i cry at a Kodak moment
i get a lump in my throat form a Hallmark card
learned how to cook, read a self-help book
now i'm getting the love i need
you see all a girl wants is a sensitive guy like me

So i take my date to this nouveau French cafe
we order fat free muffins and a couple of ice lattes
sitting there listening, chin in my hands
nodding my head like i understand
i ain't even getting half of what she's trying to say

But i cry at a Kodak moment
i get a lump in my throat from a Hallmark card
caught up in a trend i can't comprehend
but it's sure plain to see
all a girl wants is a sensitive guy like me

Now i'm taking my cat to the laundromat
and washing my clothes for free
you know all the girls want a sensitive guy like me

By Michael Terry and Kevin Briody
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